Chuck Norris
Saw some fun facts about Chuck on one of my friend's sites, and I found it hilarious. So here's a list I compiled on my own:
Most Popular Chuck Norris Facts
5. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
4. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
2. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
1. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
For the rest of the list, and some more chuck norris fodder, visit the site: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Most Popular Chuck Norris Facts
5. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
4. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
2. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
1. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
For the rest of the list, and some more chuck norris fodder, visit the site: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
posted by the nature boy at 7:29 AM
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